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Laurel Hill Springs

Resume

  • Looking to secure continued employment that offers minimal spiritual interference, reasonable access to coffee, and zero resurrections.

  • Never will I ever...

    Always Sometimes Sometimes (with a note) Never
    Always
    • Adventure
    • Paranormal/Supernatural
    • Fantasy
    • 1x1
    • Comedy/Drama/Thriller
    • MxA or MxM (Platonic)
    Sometimes
    • Romance
    • Groups
    • MxA or MxM (Romance)
    • Character Death
    • Reincarnation
    Sometimes (with a note)
    • Horror
    • Dark Themes
    • Gore/Body Horror
    • (If I get the vibe that anything under this section is bordering a kink for you, I'll end the rp. For the plot or story, this is fine, but if you're just trying to play out some perv fantasy, I'm not interested.)
      Never
    • Under 21 (RPers or Character)
    • Offsite
    • Submissive Clem (not my department, sorry)
    • Smut Based Plots
  • EXPERIENCE

    Claims Adjuster - Ecliptica Mutual, Paranormal Division
    ??? BCE - Present
    ○ Filed over 8,000+ supernatural incident reports without screaming once.
    ○ Successfully negotiated ceasefire between poltergeists and property managers.
    ○ Specializes in denying high-tier prophecy claims using lowercase font.
    ○ Created 'Haunting Severity Index' during an unpaid lunch break.


    Threshold God - Ancient World (Freelance, now retired)
    Pre-Time - 1200s CE(ish)
    ○ Oversaw all acts of passage: Doorways, dying words, forgiveness, etc.
    ○ Temporarily reincarnated as a heavy wind and a lost sandal.
    ○ Laid off due to lack of prayer.

    EDUCATION
    ○The Shattered Library (Graduated in Absolute Silence)
    ○Certified in OSHA Paranormal Compliance
    ○Soulbound Internship under the River Oracle (declined full-time offer)

    SKILLS

    ○ Divinely accurate time estimation.
    ○ Extreme paperwork folding.
    ○ Omnidimensional side-eye.
    ○ Conflict diffusion by presence alone.
    ○ Knows when a door should stay shut.